1. Go to http://www.careercruising.com
2. Put in Username: nycareers and Password: landmark.
3. Take their "Career Matchmaker" questions.
4. Post the top ten results.

1. Professor
2. Appliance Repairer
3. Elevator Installer and Repairer
4. Set Designer
5. Public Policy Analyst
6. Millwright
7. Small Engine Mechanic
8. Industrial Machinery Mechanic
9. Foreign Language Instructor
10. Interior Designer

( and all the rest... )

STG Presents
Kathy Griffin

Kathy Griffin
The Paramount Theatre
Saturday,
November 17, 2007
7:00pm
$32 - $42
(not including fees)

http://www.theparamount.com/artists/?artist=559

I'm so buying tickets tomorrow morning!

Everyone should go check out this show..I designed the lights for it and the show itself is really good:

Tuesday , by Paul Mullin
March 20th through Wednesday, April 18th

Performances Tuesday and Wednesday nights at 730pm
Tickets $10 general, $7 students/seniors through BPT

It's another day in the life of Audie McCall; no ordinary thing, since every day in Audie's life is, in a way, a life in itself. Audie suffers from Korsakoff 's Syndrome, a rare form of amnesia that causes him to forget everything he knows about himself every time he falls asleep. So this Tuesday morning, just like every morning, his doctors must painstakingly re-teach him every detail of his existence. Through the course of the day, using ruthless psychodrama and insidious metaphysics, they reveal the events that brought him to the fateful night he lost his life story and the humanity the rest of us take for granted. Tuesday will be presented at the Gail Stellner Studio at the Capitol Hill Arts Center (1621 12th Ave, Capitol Hill, Seattle)

tickets on sale through BPT

You are the large, round, friendly d20! (You probably didn't know this, but the shape of the twenty-sided die is called an Icosahedron.) You are the friendly, outgoing, outspoken, leader of friends. You are often looked up to, even though you don't normally deserve it. Most other types secretly wish they were you, and you'd give them tips on how, if only you had a clue yourself. Your charisma is often all you need, but you have your occasional moments of brilliance as well--just never when it's actually needed. You are the all-around good guy, a dependable chum, a respectable foe, and an inspiration to those who need one. Who says you can't get by on a smile and good looks alone?

This survey is completely scientific. Despite the mind-boggling complexity of mankind, the billions of distinctly different personalities found on Earth can easily be divided into seven simple categories that correspond to the five Platonic solids, a pseudo polyhedron, and whatever the hell a d100 is. The results of this quiz should be considered not only meaningful but also infallible, and pertinent to your success as a fully realized individual. If you feel the results of this examination do not match your perceived personality, you should take whatever drastic measures are needed to cram your superego back into proper alignment, as described by the quiz results.

And if you believe that, we have some really great critical-hit insurance to sell you.

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So Christmas is almost upon us and because the universe is funny I have been sick as a dog since Sunday. Didn't work Monday...went in Tuesday afternoon and was able to make it for 5 hours, didn't go in yesterday and only made it for about 5 hours today before I started feeling like I was going to fall over...one of my co-workers kept referring to me as "the plague"...I asked if she meant Black Death or another plague, she said she hadn't decided...I told her I'd rather have consumption.

Oh the joys of the holidays. I think I'd be less bitter about this if it were a new experience but I often get sick around the holidays...my mom (and other people I know) seem to think it has something to do with being stressed out/having a lot going on and then relaxing which gives my body the opportunity to get sick. Possibly true but what the hell am I supposed to do about it?

Anywho....in my feverish-drug induced state yesterday I started thinking more about the previously alluded to possibility of moving away to somewhere like DC to pursue theatre. Ok well I've actually been thinking about that A LOT but specifically yesterday (again in my drug-induced state) I started thinking about what I would miss if I moved away. There's the obvious/no-brainer stuff like my friends, my parents, my niece & nephew, etc. but then the mind started to wander and I was thinking of things specific to here that isn't about people...like Golden Gardens Park I would miss a lot and GasWorks...not as much as GG but I'd miss it. And that got me wondering what other people love about Seattle...specifically what would you miss if you moved? So if anyone wants to kill sometime feel free to share your favorite things/spots.

I'm making this a public post (which I never do) so I'm also screening comments. And now that I've been upright for a good 2 hours I'm going to go collapse in bed again.

Instructions: Go to http://www.popculturemadness.com and copy the top hits from the year you turned 18. Strikethrough the ones you don't like, bold the ones you do, italicize the ones you know but neither like nor dislike. The ones you don't know leave plaintext.


1. Grease Megamix - Olivia Newton John & John Travolta
2. Macarena - Los Del Rio
3. Maria - Ricky Martin
4. California Love - 2Pac
5. Because You Loved Me - Celine Dion
6. I Believe I Can Fly - R. Kelly
7. I Finally Found Someone - Barbra Streisand & Bryan Adams
8. Be My Lover - La Bouche
9. Champagne Supernova - Oasis
10. Sweet Dreams - La Bouche
11. Who Will Save Your Soul - Jewel
12. Missing - Everything But The Girl
13. Ready To Go - Republica
14. I Will Remember You - Sarah McLachlan
15. Last Night - Az Yet
16. Tha Crossroads - Bone thugs-n-harmony
17. Stayin' Alive - N-Trance
18. Only You - 112
19. (Party Time) You'll Be Mine - Gloria Estefan
20. Wonderwall - Oasis
21. Killing Me Softly - Fugee
22. Betcha By Golly Wow - Prince
23. Get Together - Big Mountain
24. Daughter - Pearl Jam
25. Satellite - Dave Matthews Band
26. Name - Goo Goo Dolls
27. No Diggity - BLACKstreet
28. Set U Free - Planet Soul
29. Just A Girl - No Doubt
30. My Maria - Brooks & Dunn
31. Breakfast At Tiffany's - Deep Blue Something
32. Head Over Feet - Alanis Morissette
33. Ain't Nobody - Faith Evans
34. Jealousy - Natalie Merchant
35. I Remember - Boyz II Men
36. Wonder - Natalie Merchant
37. Aeroplane - Red Hot Chili Peppers
38. Un-Break My Heart - Toni Braxton
39. What I Got - Sublime
40. Don't Speak - No Doubt
41. C'Mon Ride The Train - Quad City DJ's</strike>
42. The World I Know - Collective Soul
43. That Girl - Maxi Priest
44. One Of Us - Joan Osborne
45. Closer To Free - BoDeans
46. Where It's At - Beck
47. Change The World - Eric Clapton
48. Blue - LeAnn Rimes
49. Spiderwebs - No Doubt
50. Too Much - Dave Matthews Band
51. Forever - Mariah Carey
52. Don't Look Back In Anger - Oasis
53. Stupid Girl - Garbage
54. Oh Virginia - Blessid Union Of Souls
55. Ironic - Alanis Morissette
56. Only Happy When It Rains - Garbage
57. Reach - Gloria Estefan
58. Caught A Lite Sneeze - Tori Amos
59. 1,2,3,4 (Sumpin New) - Coolio
60. Heartspeak Dollarsign - Everclear
61. 1979 - Smashing Pumpkins
62. Pepper - Butthole Surfers
63. DJ Girl - Katalina
64. I Love You Always Forever - Donna Lewis
65. Always Be My Baby - Mariah Carey
66. No Woman No Cry - Fugees
67. Flood - Jars Of Clay
68. The Distance - Cake
69. Old Man and Me - Hootie and the Blowfish
70. So Much To Say - Dave Matthews Band
71. Time - Hootie and the Blowfish
72. Whoever You Are - Geggy Tah
73. Tonight, Tonight - Smashing Pumpkins
74. You Learn - Alanis Morissette
75. Counting Blue Cars -Dishwalla

http://www.widmer.com/beer_snow.aspx

Oh how I love this beer. Its my favorite ever.

1. What is your middle name?
James

2. How big is your bed?
queen

3. What are you listening to right now?
blues brothers 2000 on tv in the background

4. What are the last 4 digits in your cellphone number?
yeah cuz I'm the type of person to share information like that

5. What was the last thing you ate?
dove ice cream bar thing

6. Last person who drove you somewhere?
my moms been driving me around all week

7. How is the weather right now?
weird to me but allegedly typical for the area...it was cold as hell last week now its been about 65

8. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
kristie

9. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
ummm...boobs maybe?

10. Favorite type of food?
oh to pick just one..is the really right?

11. Do you want children?
most likely no

13. Ever get so drunk you don't remember the entire night?
never..had fuzzy moments but usually no more than short periods of time

14. Hair color?
brown

15. Eye color?
blue/green

16. Do you wear eye contacts?
no

17. Favorite holiday?
mmmm...any that i don't have to work

18. Favorite Season?
fall or spring

19. Have you ever cried over a girl/boy?
yeah

20. Last Movie you Watched?
legally blonde was on tv the other day so i watched the last 3/4 of it for the umptenth time

29. What books are you reading?
currently...Son of a Witch and another one I started a few months ago that I just found ago but can't currently remember the name of

30. Piercing?
eyebrow & tongue

31. Favorite Movie?
Elizabeth, Grosse Pointe Blanke, Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, etc

32. Favorite college football Team?
USC

33. What were you doing before this?
checking email...before that watching Scrubs

34. Any pets?
nope

35. AIM?
yup.

36. Dogs or cats?
Dogs

38. Favorite Flower?
roses

40. Have you ever loved someone?
yup...many people in many ways

41. Who would you like to see right now?
Robyn

42. Last time you cried?
eessh...I don't remember for sure...but I'm gonna ballpark it at a couple of weeks

44. Do you like to travel by plane?
its alright

45. Right-handed or Left-handed?
right

46. If you could go to any place right now where would you go?
greece

49. Do you have a tattoo?
not yet (b-day/xmas present to self this year)

50. Do you still watch cartoons on Saturday mornings?
when I'm awake in time, hell yes. Teen Titans rocks!

51. Are you hiding something from someone?
no

52. ARE YOU 18?
hmmm, what do you think?

53. What is the wallpaper on your cell phone?
turtle from Finding Nemo

54. Did you get enough sleep last night?
For a change, yes very much so

55. First thing you thought about this morning?
ow

56. What do you have handy at your bedside?
phone, alarm clock, glasses, drugs

57. Grilled or Fried?
fried

59. When's the alst time you saw your best friend(s)?
A week ago today; the weekend before that; and a year ago

60. Are you afraid of the dark?
Are you kidding me? I spend more time in the dark then I do in the light

61. Last place you hungout and with who?
couch; mom

62. 3 People you can't live without?
Family- both the blood type and chosen type

63. First thing you will buy if given 50 thousand dollars?
a tattoo

64. Favorite song?
way too many to pick just one

65. What are you afraid of?
spiders a little (though way less then when I was a kid); losing people I care about

66. Are you a giver or a taker?
Dontcha think its best not to just be one

67. What do people call you for short?
family- CJ; whammatt- shep; mags- chry, chry

68. What is your dad's middle name?
William

69. What's your mother's maiden name?
Miller

70. Stuck on a deserted island & could bring 3 things?
a ship; a ship's captain and a cute crew boy

71. Favorite t.v. commercial?
dont have a favorite...but there are plenty i don't like

72. Who's your cell phone provider?
sprint

74. Favorite color?
blue

75. What are the things you always bring with you?
phone, wallet, keys, leathermen, lighter

76. What did you wanna be when you were a kid?
author-fiction, pediatrician for a very short period of time, vet, psychologist

77. What do you usually do when the clocks turns 7am?
hit the snooze button

78. The color of your bedsheet?
patterned, multi-color

79. Who do you want to meet?
Idina Menzel

80. What do you think about before you do to bed?
way too much stuff

http://parisfacial.ytmnd.com/

thoughts?

So I've actually seen this in person and was amused by it but its actually now floating around on the intraweb (got it sent to me by my aunt) which makes it even funnier to me:

Fun at the Titty Twister.


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While I don't have a lot of faith that it will do any good, I figured I would post this link to the HRC's action website campaign to urge Senators to oppose John Roberts Supreme Court Confirmation. I urge everyone to take the 3 minutes it takes to fill this out...cuz that man scares the bejezzus out of me and I would imagine any remotely liberal/open minded person.

http://www.hrcactioncenter.org/campaign/supreme_roberts_jv/step1.tcl

fuck fuck fuckity fuck.....this is so not a good thing


I think I'm going to start checking out colleges in Canada again.

So this song just came on my Launch radio station and it made me all sorts of happy. I so LOVED the movie and the song when I was a kid.

Invincible (Theme From "The Legend Of Billie Jean")
by Pat Benatar

This bloody road remains a mystery
This sudden darkness fills the air
What are we waiting for?
Won’t anybody help us?
What are we waiting for?
We can’t afford to be innocent
Stand up and face the enemy
It’s a do or die situation
We will be invincible

This shattered dream you cannot justify
We’re gonna scream until we’re satisified
What are we running for?
We’ve got the right to be angry
What are we running for?
When there’s no where we can run to anymore

We can’t afford to be innocent
Stand up and face the enemy
It’s a do or die situation
We will be invincible
And with the power of conviction
There is no sacrifice
It’s a do or die situation
We will be invincible

Won’t anybody help us?
What are we running for?
When there’s no where, no where we can run to anymore

We can’t afford to be innocent
Stand up and face the enemy
It’s a do or die situation
We will be invincible
And with the power of conviction
There is no sacrifice
It’s a do or die situation
We will be invincible